Everyone needs a good laugh at work, and what better way to lighten the mood than with some clever work jokes? Whether it's to break the ice in meetings or just to make the day go by faster, these 15 jokes are perfect for sharing with colleagues.
AUTHOR: Saad Muzaffar
Table of Contents
- 1. The Perfect Response
- 2. Tues-Yay
- 3. Desk Dilemmas
- 4. Digging for Puns
- 5. Guarding the Office
- 6. The Keyword Bar
- 7. The Art of Multitasking
- 8. Reality Check
- 9. Burn Out
- 10. Annoying Emails
- 11. Clueless
- 12. Emergency Contact
- 13. Climbing to the Top
- 14. Work Stress
- 15. Unemployment
- 15 Knock Knock Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
1. The Perfect Response
If you're feeling extra frustrated at the person in charge, this one might help cheer you up but don't get any ideas. We don't want you to lose your job! The joke goes something like when my boss asked me who was the stupid one, me or him, and I responded with, "We all know you don't hire stupid people." Yikes.
2. Tues-Yay
Why do you like Tuesdays much more than Mondays? It's because it's the furthest from Monday you can possibly get! While this is a light-hearted joke, I agree with each and every word it says. Welcome to the Monday-hating club, y'all.
3. Desk Dilemmas
Hear me out: a bus station is where the bus comes to a halt, and a train station is where a train comes to a stop, so following that logic, my desk is a workstation where work should...be stopped, right?
The next time someone wants to work, you better tell them this.
4. Digging for Puns
Get ready because most of you are going to feel extra attacked with this one.
Who is an Archaeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins.
You didn't see that one coming from a mile away!
5. Guarding the Office
So, my boss gave me a very important task to do for work. He said, "As a security guard, it's your job to watch the office, so be vigilant." I'm on season six, but I don't understand what this has to do with security in the first place.
6. The Keyword Bar
In the current digital landscape, every company has a Search Engine Optimization (SEO) expert at work to optimize their websites and blogs, so this one might hit home.
This SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol place, drinking spot, place for beer, beer now.
7. The Art of Multitasking
Some people are just exceptional at multitasking and can manage everything together at once. They can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time. It's a skill not many can say they've honed in their life.
8. Reality Check
When all else fails, and you're only left with shattered dreams on a grueling Monday, we all resort to fantasizing about what we could do.
Me: I want to travel the world.
My Bank Account: What? Where? To work? Oops.
9. Burn Out
Why did the candle quit its job? It was burnt out.
This is something we can all relate to, but when you have to put food on the table, not all of us can afford the luxury to quit blatantly. It's nice to dream about it, though.
10. Annoying Emails
Ever get those annoying work emails that just don't seem to stop? Well, here's a way to sign them with an added disclaimer: "It takes me two days to overthink the best response to your email. I assure you that I will reply in my head multiple times but will forget to send you an actual answer. Please save us both all this stress and avoid sending me any emails. Thank you."
11. Clueless
Just because you're employed doesn't mean you know everything. Most of us are just faking our way to the top, pretending to know what we're doing. If you agree with my sentiment, then this joke might get you going.
Manager: "How's the new project going?" Employee: "It's a piece of cake, but I don't know the recipe."
12. Emergency Contact
When filling out a job application, one of the questions asked is an emergency contact. To this question, I always want to reply with, "An excellent doctor would be nice."
13. Climbing to the Top
Why did the worker bring a ladder to work? He wanted to take his career to the next level!
Climbing up the chain isn't easy, so if all your efforts fail, bringing an actual ladder might be your last resort.
14. Work Stress
Managers tend to offload on their subordinates, so this joke goes out to those poor fellows.
Employee: "How do you handle stress?" Manager: "I pass it on to you!"
15. Unemployment
Don't come at me for this one, but I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people in my arsenal. The sad thing is that none of them work.
Source: BoredPanda
15 Knock Knock Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
Here's a collection of 15 timeless classics that promise to bring a smile and maybe even a groan.
Click Here For 15 Knock Knock Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud