Knock knock jokes never go out of style! Here's a collection of 15 timeless classics that promise to bring a smile and maybe even a groan. Perfect for entertaining friends or just having a laugh with your family.
AUTHOR: Chisom Umeh
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- 12 Items That Used to Be Worth It But Aren't Anymore
- 12 Best American Foods According To Visitors
- 12 Products That Used To Be On Top But Aren't Anymore
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
I am
I am who?
You don't know who you are?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice be over already?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity
Opportunity who?
When opportunity knocks, you answer.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Herd
Herd who?
Herd you the first time you knocked.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Sure, W-H-O.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Meg
Meg who?
Meg up your mind already!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Know
Know who?
Know you'd have to ask.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Nona
Nona who?
Nona your business!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey be a dear and get that for me please!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I'm good. Hawaii you?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Fur
Fur who?
Fur you, anything!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
FBI
FB…
We're asking the questions here.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire a path, I'm coming through!
12 Items That Used to Be Worth It But Aren't Anymore
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12 Best American Foods According To Visitors
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12 Products That Used To Be On Top But Aren't Anymore
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