Knock knock jokes never go out of style! Here's a collection of 15 timeless classics that promise to bring a smile and maybe even a groan. Perfect for entertaining friends or just having a laugh with your family.
AUTHOR: Chisom Umeh
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- 38 Best Mexican Recipes for a Flavorful Fiesta
- 25 Delicious Dinners Ready in Just 25 Minutes
- 12 Things You Should Never Say in an Elevator
- 12 Best American Foods According To Visitors
- 15 Casseroles So Good, You’ll Never Order Takeout Again
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
I am
I am who?
You don't know who you are?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice be over already?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity
Opportunity who?
When opportunity knocks, you answer.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Herd
Herd who?
Herd you the first time you knocked.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Sure, W-H-O.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Meg
Meg who?
Meg up your mind already!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Know
Know who?
Know you'd have to ask.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Nona
Nona who?
Nona your business!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey be a dear and get that for me please!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I'm good. Hawaii you?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Fur
Fur who?
Fur you, anything!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
FBI
FB…
We're asking the questions here.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire a path, I'm coming through!
38 Best Mexican Recipes for a Flavorful Fiesta
Enjoy the best Mexican dishes that bring the vibrant flavors of Mexico to your kitchen.
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25 Delicious Dinners Ready in Just 25 Minutes
Looking for dinner ideas that are both quick and delicious? These 25-minute dinner recipes are just what you need to shake up your evening routine.
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12 Things You Should Never Say in an Elevator
Conversations in an elevator can be awkward, and sometimes, saying the wrong thing can make it even more uncomfortable.
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12 Best American Foods According To Visitors
From coast to coast, we offer dishes that are iconic, delicious, and sometimes surprising to people from other countries.
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15 Casseroles So Good, You’ll Never Order Takeout Again
Easy to make and packed with flavor, these dishes are perfect for any night of the week.
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Great jokes for a great morning