Knock knock jokes never go out of style! Here's a collection of 15 timeless classics that promise to bring a smile and maybe even a groan. Perfect for entertaining friends or just having a laugh with your family.
AUTHOR: Chisom Umeh
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- 12 Items That Used to Be Worth It But Aren't Anymore
- 12 Best American Foods According To Visitors
- 12 Products That Used To Be On Top But Aren't Anymore
Knock, Knock!
![Woman looking through peephole](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Woman-looking-through-peephole.jpg)
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
Knock, Knock!
![Man pointing to self](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/man-bragging-pointing-at-self-Shutterstock.jpg)
Who's there?
I am
I am who?
You don't know who you are?
Knock, Knock!
![Annoyed Angry Man](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Annoyed-Angry-Man.jpg)
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice be over already?
Knock, Knock!
![Woman surprised](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Woman-surprised-1.jpg)
Who's there?
Opportunity
Opportunity who?
When opportunity knocks, you answer.
Knock, Knock!
![Woman surprised and shocked](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Woman-surprised-and-shocked.jpg)
Who's there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock, Knock!
![Man shocked and laughing](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Man-shocked-and-laughing.jpg)
Who's there?
Herd
Herd who?
Herd you the first time you knocked.
Knock, Knock!
![Woman laughing and covering mouth](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Woman-laughing-and-covering-mouth.jpg)
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Sure, W-H-O.
Knock, Knock!
![Man surprised](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Man-surprised.jpg)
Who's there?
Meg
Meg who?
Meg up your mind already!
Knock, Knock!
![Woman smirking](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Woman-smirking.jpg)
Who's there?
Know
Know who?
Know you'd have to ask.
Knock, Knock!
![Woman rolling eyes](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Woman-rolling-eyes.jpg)
Who's there?
Nona
Nona who?
Nona your business!
Knock, Knock!
![Honey Bees](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Honey-Bees.jpg)
Who's there?
Honey bee
Honey bee who?
Honey be a dear and get that for me please!
Knock, Knock!
![Man shrugging no remorse smirk](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Man-shrugging-no-remorse-smirk-Shutterstock.jpg)
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I'm good. Hawaii you?
Knock, Knock!
![Man Bursting into laughing](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Man-Bursting-into-laughing-.jpg)
Who's there?
Fur
Fur who?
Fur you, anything!
Knock, Knock!
![FBI agent](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/FBI-agent.jpg)
Who's there?
FBI
FB…
We're asking the questions here.
Knock, Knock!
![Surprised cheerful young woman](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Surprised-cheerful-young-woman.jpg)
Who's there?
Claire
Claire who?
Claire a path, I'm coming through!
12 Items That Used to Be Worth It But Aren't Anymore
![candy](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/candy.jpg)
Let's take a stroll down memory lane to revisit 12 items that used to be on top of the world but aren't the go-to choices anymore.
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12 Best American Foods According To Visitors
![Philly-Cheesesteak](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Philly-Cheesesteak-3.jpg)
From coast to coast, we offer dishes that are iconic, delicious, and sometimes surprising to people from other countries.
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12 Products That Used To Be On Top But Aren't Anymore
![chocolate candies](https://www.corriecooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/chocolate-candies.jpg)
Here’s a look at 12 items that were once top of their class but have since been overshadowed by more innovative offerings.
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Great jokes for a great morning