There's a special kind of humor reserved for dad jokes: the kind that makes you laugh and groan in equal measure. These jokes are a blend of the obvious, the punny, and the downright corny. Perfect for breaking the ice or just bringing a smile, here are 16 dad jokes that are so bad, they’re actually good.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
2. A Blind Man's Bar
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table.
3. A Termite Problem
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bartender here'?
4. My Grandfather's Heart
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
People think I'm this scary guy, but really I have the heart of a small boy — I keep it in a jar on my desk.
5. Ants are Amazing
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Ants are amazing creatures. Did you know viruses can't spread throughout an ant colony? It's because of all the little anty bodies.
6. Dyslexia
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
7. Biblical Quotes
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And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster.
8. Ant Gender
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How do you tell the gender of an ant? Throw it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant, but if it floats, it's a buoyant.
9. Owls, Pianos, and Fish.
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What's the difference between an owl, a piano, and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
And what about the owl?
- Who?
10. The Symptoms
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A man goes to the doctor and says, 'I think I have hearing problems.' Doctor: Can you describe the symptoms? Man: Sure! Homer is fat, and Marge has blue hair.
11. The Difference Between Two Cities
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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.
12. Nordic Countries are Efficient
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Why do Norwegian warships have a barcode on their side? So that they can Scandinavian.
13. Police Investigation
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Someone stole all the toilets from the police station. So the police have nothing to go on.
14. My Grandfather
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
15. My Other Grandfather
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My grandpa passed away recently because none of us knew his blood type. He kept telling us all to be positive in the lead-up to his last breath. I'm trying, Grandpa!
16. The Bear Necessities
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A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Can I have a...Coke?' Bartender says, 'What's with the big pause?' Bear says, 'I don't know; I was born with them.
Source: Reddit.
