Lettuce celebrate the silliness of food with some a-peeling puns that are totally gouda. Whether you're texting a foodie friend or just need a pick-me-up with your coffee, these bites of wordplay are guaranteed to make you smile. They’re corny, cheesy, and sometimes just plain nuts but that’s exactly why we love them.
Table of Contents
- Bear Necessities
- The Mummy
- What Cheese Can You Use To Hide a Horse?
- Why Doesn’t KFC Sell Snails?
- Clown Food
- Walks Into a Bar
- What’s Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot?
- Waiter, Get Me a Crocodile Sandwich and Make It Snappy!
- What’s Worse Than Finding a Worm in Your Apple?
- What Cheese Can You Live In?
- What’s the Definition of a Balanced Diet?
- Fly in the Soup
- Why Did the Mushroom Go to the Party?
- A Cheese Sandwich Walks Into a Bar
- Why Did the Skeleton Go to the Barbecue?
- 38 Potato Recipes You Won't Be Able to Resist
- 12 Foods That Are Totally Overrated
Bear Necessities
A polar bear walks into a deli, orders a cream cheese bagel, and sits down. Curious, the owner watches the bear as it eats its food quietly. Just as the animal is about to finish eating, the owner walks up and says:
"Excuse me, I hope you don’t mind me saying this, but we don’t get too many polar bears in here."
The bear replies, "At twenty bucks for a cream cheese bagel, I’m not surprised."
The Mummy
Archaeologists have uncovered a Mummy in Ancient Egypt. The body was covered in milk chocolate and sprinkled with nuts. They think it might be Pharaoh Rocher. (Ferrero Rocher)
What Cheese Can You Use To Hide a Horse?
Mascarpone (mask a pony). Yes, some of these are better when spoken out loud.
Why Doesn’t KFC Sell Snails?
Because they only deal in fast food.
Clown Food
Two cannibals are eating a circus clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Walks Into a Bar
A couple walks into a bar and sit down. The bartender takes their order, and the woman hears a voice saying:
"That dress looks elegant on you."
She says to her husband, "Did you hear that?" Before he can answer, a voice says, "That tie you’re wearing goes perfectly with your shirt, sir."
The bartender comes back with the drinks, and the man says:
"We keep hearing a voice saying nice things about us; what’s happening?"
The bartender replies, "That would be the peanuts, sir; they’re complimentary."
What’s Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot?
A carrot.
Waiter, Get Me a Crocodile Sandwich and Make It Snappy!
The 1970s called; they want their joke back...
What’s Worse Than Finding a Worm in Your Apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
What Cheese Can You Live In?
Cottage cheese.
What’s the Definition of a Balanced Diet?
A cookie in each hand.
Fly in the Soup
A boy turns to his father and says, "Dad, are flies good to eat?"
The father replies, "Son, we’re at the dinner table; that’s a disgusting thing to talk about. Let’s discuss it when we’ve eaten." After dinner, the family sits around the television, and the father turns to his son and says:
"Now, what did you want to say about flies?"
The boy says, "It’s OK, Dad. There was a fly in your soup, but you ate it, so I figured they’re good for you."
Why Did the Mushroom Go to the Party?
Because he was a fun guy.
A Cheese Sandwich Walks Into a Bar
The bartender says, "Get out; we don’t serve food in here."
Why Did the Skeleton Go to the Barbecue?
To pick up some spare ribs.
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